To the rescue? SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Never forget. SCORE 30
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Corona bad. SCORE 28
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Be petty SCORE 35
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
🤔 SCORE 20
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30