Lazy or a genius? SCORE 8
The Apple Watch. SCORE 12
Breakfast in bed. SCORE 8
Meanwhile in Scotland… SCORE 10
Sudden respect for Maroon 5 SCORE 258
Stop and smell the flowers. SCORE 11
Heart vs. brain. SCORE 148
Wait for it… SCORE 4
How to unlock Drake bonus tracks SCORE 8
Bad timing SCORE 13
I think about this all the time… SCORE 10
Than… SCORE 10
Exactly SCORE 15
This subway door SCORE 10
Irish I had a better St. Patrick’s Day joke SCORE 12
After a few drinks… SCORE -10
How It Really Happened SCORE 1
TV channels these days… SCORE 8
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! SCORE 80
This Is Spinal Tape SCORE 15
Dem feels. SCORE 251
The last meeting I had with my boss SCORE 9
The iceberg that sank the Titanic SCORE 178
You found me! SCORE 119
Neat craft for Easter, how to get the candy in the egg SCORE 155
Confused cats. SCORE 11
Schrodinger’s Douchebag SCORE 187
The American Guided Fart Missile SCORE -2
Meow, chicka, meow meow. SCORE 6
The Apple Watch. SCORE 15
Add catnip. SCORE 4
Did I win? SCORE 7
