Who let River supervise children?! SCORE 262
Whenever my friend tells me about his new crush. SCORE 13
The end of the sidewalk. SCORE 226
Riot Ninja SCORE 12
What would you do if you could be invisible for a day? SCORE 218
Thor and Falkor. SCORE 174
Marilyn Manson SCORE 6
You make an excellent point. SCORE 172
Cat Farts SCORE 16
Being an adult is overrated. SCORE 17
This made me listen to the song :) SCORE 171
Girl… Do you even lift? SCORE 204
The ultimate push-up. SCORE 185
Onward! SCORE 13
Catman! SCORE 18
One of the most unattractive things I’ve ever seen SCORE -15
WELL THIS IS ACCURATE. SCORE 23
Playing with your food. SCORE -14
Women always have that one extra back-up plan. SCORE 8
Meanwhile, at the reaping… SCORE 15
Baby otters jumping SCORE 238
Go home Gandalf, you’re drunk… SCORE 212
Even funnier if you read it with their voices :) SCORE 20
Careful what you wish for. SCORE 277
Wat SCORE 6
Not sure if looking at… SCORE 221
Light travels faster than sound. SCORE 197
Reasons why you click the “like” button. SCORE 86
Dwarf logic. SCORE 234
Ten things you should never say to a girl. SCORE 203
Every pizza roll ever. SCORE 164
The suit is awesome! SCORE 13