We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
Russian zombies… SCORE 34
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Arms delivery. SCORE 30
*CRONCH* SCORE 31
Crows collecting snowflakes. SCORE 28
Have you tried switching to Firefox? SCORE 6
The wonder of US health insurance SCORE 27
Everyone was a good boy SCORE 30
Jesus was baked. SCORE 25
It only happens once a year sale… SCORE 25
I could watch this show. SCORE 24
It won’t be cute. SCORE 29
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
Liminal spaces. SCORE 28
Pspspspspsps SCORE 23
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
Fsck aro SCORE 24
He did earn such a thing. SCORE 29
Welp, see ya later. SCORE 17
Hello, good sir. SCORE 34
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
Just a couple of tits… SCORE 14
Please.. My son.. He is very sick. SCORE 16
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
I ship it… SCORE 29
*tips hat* SCORE 22
