Call me a pessimist… SCORE 113
Scumbag brain. SCORE 202
Accurate. SCORE 62
Surprise! SCORE 187
You’re short. SCORE 253
Jack pot! SCORE 46
The phenomenon of Wal-Mart. SCORE 149
Accurate. SCORE 195
My side burns wish you a Merry Christmas. SCORE 97
Emperor Grumpy Cat Palpatine. SCORE 84
The Jersey Shire. SCORE 186
Never! SCORE 107
Cuddles. SCORE 121
The truth about college. SCORE 160
In a parallel universe. SCORE 43
A cat’s life. SCORE 180
Poor Stanley. SCORE 162
Accurate. SCORE 133
Touché Google, touché. SCORE 204
I got this. SCORE 275
Choose carefully. SCORE 171
Poor gingers. SCORE 112
Care Bear for life! SCORE 123
If Seinfeld existed today. SCORE 103
Yes, this is snowman. SCORE 82
Fallen princesses. SCORE 195
It’s alive bedding. SCORE 80
Just picking up the Christmas tree. SCORE 160
A quick guide to Southern grammar. SCORE 213
Feeling Pretty SCORE 8
The Good. The Bad. The Grumpy. SCORE 87
Tonight we ride! SCORE 213
