![Blue+shells+bring+out+the+worst+in+me](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211647578-23283-333x150.jpg)
Blue shells bring out the worst in me SCORE 30
![The+charge+never+lasts+long+enough](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211702472-13289-333x150.jpg)
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
![%2AStarts+hyperventilating+uncontrollably%2A](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211648242-62438-333x150.jpg)
*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29
![Doesn%26%238217%3Bt+stop+them+from+trying](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211631974-66752-333x150.jpg)
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 21
![This+is+awkward](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211617925-61732-333x150.jpeg)
This is awkward SCORE 22
![Irreconcilable+differences](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211657494-59836-333x150.jpg)
Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22
![They+call+him+the+%26%238220%3BNay+Hay+Kid%26%238221%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211619949-58102-333x150.jpeg)
They call him the “Nay Hay Kid” SCORE 22
![Happy+Gilmore+in+retirement](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211638727-15966-333x150.jpeg)
Happy Gilmore in retirement SCORE 37
![need%26%238230%3B+coffee%26%238230%3B+immediately%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211652288-38972-333x150.jpg)
need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 33
![Heavy+metal%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6420212315414-46537-333x150.jpeg)
Heavy metal! SCORE 65
![Water+for+adults.+Vodka](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211633684-28131-333x150.jpg)
Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37
![Now+I+celebrate+my+birthday+twice+a+year](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6420212331105-28307-333x150.jpeg)
Now I celebrate my birthday twice a year SCORE 57
![Sustained](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211704813-39667-333x150.jpg)
Sustained SCORE 35
![VR+walk+leads+to+poop+on+the+bed.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211633581-74712-333x150.jpeg)
VR walk leads to poop on the bed. SCORE 24
![He%26%238217%3Bs+just+fluffy%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211650650-44413-333x150.jpg)
He’s just fluffy! SCORE 34
![Fashion+over+vision](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211619700-83126-333x150.png)
Fashion over vision SCORE 42
![How+to+become+Pikachu+in+real+life](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211658875-55707-333x150.jpg)
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 35
![Warning+%26%238211%3B+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+New+York](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6420212332178-35512-333x150.jpeg)
Warning – don’t try this in New York SCORE 50
![Oreo+finally+listened.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211641781-10926-333x150.jpeg)
Oreo finally listened. SCORE 46
![Red+Bull+going+all+out+on+its+new+advertising+campaign](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211704796-89904-333x150.jpg)
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE -4
![Jeepers%2C+creepers%2C+where%26%238217%3Bd+you+get+those+peepers%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211712170-46394-333x150.jpg)
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21
![distracts+so+good](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211627482-23996-333x150.jpeg)
distracts so good SCORE 28
![Homer+Simpson+is+the+reason+gas+is+so+expensive](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6420212317955-59451-333x150.jpeg)
Homer Simpson is the reason gas is so expensive SCORE 37
![The+force+is+not+strong+with+this+meme](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211610509-91522-333x150.jpg)
The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29
![Might+be+a+cat](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211709884-81307-333x150.jpg)
Might be a cat SCORE 28
![Game%2C+set%2C+and+match](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211656867-50793-333x150.jpg)
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
![Don%26%238217%3Bt+breathe](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211626113-22064-333x150.jpg)
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
![SO.+MANY.+BANANAS.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6720211640170-94741-333x150.jpg)
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
![Bright+future+ahead](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211636904-69251-333x150.jpg)
Bright future ahead SCORE 44
![This+isn%26%238217%3Bt+the+burn+he+thinks+it+is](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211710270-86285-333x150.jpg)
This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
![What+comes+with+the+deluxe%2C+fries+and+shake%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6420212321159-75584-333x150.jpeg)
What comes with the deluxe, fries and shake? SCORE 38
![He+was+given+a+second+interview%2C+oddly+enough.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-6620211646773-64385-333x150.jpg)
He was given a second interview, oddly enough. SCORE 36