Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
Take it back… SCORE 30
When in traffic… SCORE 26
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
Employee beware… SCORE 25
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
They phoned home… SCORE 25
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33