dad plz stahp SCORE 32
pa(d)ssive aggression SCORE 24
high (hairline) school! SCORE 13
yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooow!! SCORE 21
what do you mean it’s “creating a hostile work environment”? SCORE 10
yup, that’s me! SCORE 27
a wholesome mess SCORE 5
spoiler alert SCORE 14
seems palette-able SCORE 25
the ol’ one leg out of the blanket trick SCORE 24
real life megamind coming right up SCORE 18
genius studying hack SCORE 23
there’s a lot to unpack now SCORE 10
get ready for a wild ride SCORE 28
lets-a go SCORE 13
when life stops being worth living SCORE 17
feeling kinda called out rn SCORE 14
genius apocalyptic defense SCORE 10
new lifegoal just dropped SCORE 27
*notes down how “bears are ideal”* SCORE 16
gramma gunna be in for the ride of her life SCORE 17
take this as your sign SCORE 20
scariest moment of life SCORE 9
it’s free real estate SCORE 24
quick, use the good sheets SCORE 24
y u so cute if not allow cute SCORE 20
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES SCORE 14
*primitive snarling* SCORE 14
…forcefully…? SCORE 9
straight up famoo SCORE 16
whatcha dooooooiiin SCORE 16
first of all, how dare you call me out like that SCORE 15