Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Accurate. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 345
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
