*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Real American hero SCORE 42
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I just became more metal SCORE 33
She’s doomed SCORE 51
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Busted! SCORE 31
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
We both go down, together SCORE 56
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
15, max. SCORE 52
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 51
