Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
