Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
We can do it! SCORE 30
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
