Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Llama has moves SCORE 112
Batcake SCORE 99
It has begun SCORE 86
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Dieting is so hard SCORE 43
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
I love my job SCORE 89
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Measures of success SCORE 81
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
