Every time. SCORE 182
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Do want. SCORE 248
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Did you know? SCORE 233
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
It’s true. SCORE 209
How politics work. SCORE 298
Every time… SCORE 142
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Oh really? SCORE 174
Dog logic. SCORE 281
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
I > You. SCORE 272
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
