Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
<3 SCORE 179
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Well… just maybe. SCORE 17
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
Alright then. SCORE 144
You’d really like him. SCORE 150
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Silly Superman SCORE 173
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
What was this show? SCORE 229
The power of genetics. SCORE 185
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Swoon. SCORE -5
Harsh! SCORE -5
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Dammit Elsa! SCORE 172
Cats playing Jenga. SCORE 135
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 156
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
Its a hard knock life. SCORE 217
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Me as a child SCORE 228
Albino crow SCORE 14
Swing Fail SCORE 15
Every night. SCORE 18
