Thanks for inventing the Super Soakers Lonnie SCORE 181
An apartment with big windows SCORE 155
Meaty Moroccan stew SCORE 89
Bachelor days! SCORE 53
Abomination of a headline SCORE 112
The American skys SCORE 140
Fixed. SCORE 62
Nothing like going through old family photos SCORE 104
What the heck human SCORE 127
Praise the perfectly timed photobomb! SCORE 83
I raised her right. SCORE 83
YOU tell him. SCORE 107
She didn’t believe it would work. SCORE 97
Cinderella ain’t playin’ SCORE 64
It Is A Treason Then SCORE 45
How to write gooder SCORE 79
My summer hobbies SCORE 83
I’m so glad we met. SCORE 104
Religious fervor. SCORE 43
We Just Spent A Hour Looking For Her… SCORE 138
That’s thoughtful SCORE 128
I will go down with this boat SCORE 123
I remember Shark Tales… SCORE 94
I’ve got this. SCORE 74
Some guy hit my car while I was at the gym and he left a note… SCORE 46
A group of hipsters eating lunch SCORE 63
I guess I’m a risk taker. SCORE 71
*Insert Cheesy title* SCORE 94
and i thought i’d seen it all SCORE 76
Tips To Survive A Nuclear Apocalypse SCORE 98
For a coworker that quit, came back and now quit again. SCORE 104
Out of context quotes are the best kind SCORE 153
