What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 410
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Nice things SCORE 11
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
… SCORE 10
me in the shower SCORE 21
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Words. SCORE 162
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
your gay SCORE 249
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
every time SCORE 215
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
I knew it!! SCORE 12
Me basically. SCORE 181
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177