Why dogs aren’t bomb technicians. SCORE 179
Oh no! Not Fast Pointy Sticks! SCORE -5
If you fall… SCORE 125
Need to lose weight? Become a Power Ranger! SCORE -8
Still a better love story than Twilight. SCORE 200
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? SCORE 120
Oh Nose. SCORE 1
You make a compelling point. SCORE 184
Seems legit. SCORE 141
Daniel Radcliffe on Richard Griffiths. SCORE 379
This would not surprise me. SCORE 132
Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Gotham Street? SCORE -5
Couldn’t agree more. SCORE 209
Nyan-nir SCORE -6
Google knows… Nose…? SCORE 8
BENDER VS. SHREDDER SCORE -1
Cartoon Logic at its Finest SCORE 7
Spidey is a Bad Liar SCORE -9
The No-Blinking Contest SCORE -1
The new Easter Bunnie SCORE -6
Nope. MINE! SCORE 124
No hugs for Donatello SCORE -5
Nice try alligators. SCORE 155
All Bane really wanted SCORE -2
Wanting to go to Paris with your Bffs. SCORE 121
There’s almost no fun way to become a Superhero SCORE 3
How I feel about swingsets. SCORE 223
Happy Easter. SCORE 43
Whenever a blocked number calls me. SCORE 114
TO CANADA! SCORE 0
The Scowling Contest SCORE -1
BAT TOUCH SCORE 2
