protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
i wonder why SCORE 40
i can never find the words SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
so true SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
there were no survivors SCORE 37
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
bad ass SCORE 38
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
irony man SCORE 45
clever girl SCORE 40
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
important psa SCORE 44
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
cats always come first SCORE 28
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
oh wow SCORE 49
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
he did it because he could SCORE 37
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i also laughed SCORE 56
