the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
whoops SCORE 18
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
not more than a day SCORE 30
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
look at it SCORE 5
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
living my best life SCORE 25
goth nerds SCORE 25
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
my favorite genre SCORE 12
true pet love SCORE 32
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
dude SCORE 39
goth pockets SCORE 4
savage dad humor SCORE 13
