![Everybody+loves+an+origin+story.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5a224e2a-1b6a-4aa7-aaeb-b2da54b7c9f8-79024-333x150.jpg)
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
![We+rarely+deserve+dogs.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/b533eb84-0040-4648-9bc7-a447a91071e7-74095-333x150.png)
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
![Dance+the+night+away.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/eb0fe3f4-fd9e-4c36-8e0b-0cf1605f26be-97696-333x150.jpg)
Dance the night away. SCORE 30
![The+ol%26%238217%3B+switcherooo](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2520860d-5b28-48fd-b824-3ecd8c36b74c-34810-333x150.png)
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
![Do+the+blink%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/cfe56a30-6c5d-4b58-9acb-64346e272ed8-28073-333x150.jpg)
Do the blink! SCORE 23
![Letter+sent+by+A+Singaporean+Principal+before+exams](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/d44f6207-722a-4927-968f-2c08bdf41dd0-88834-333x150.jpg)
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
![Words.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/051ef91a-6f28-4c76-b56c-06fed53d4887-18507-333x150.jpg)
Words. SCORE 9
![Facebook+ads+be+like%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3a5fb67e-e18f-41ae-8a44-d8ab0816d26c-11769-333x150.png)
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
![hello+little+friend](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3e697061-f2ac-44a3-bec5-0b561d77e307-70218-333x150.jpg)
hello little friend SCORE 20
![Career+options+are+actually+pretty+limited%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/e163c1c9-3392-4b73-af7a-9a8612e12185-55901-333x150.jpg)
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
![%2Ahave](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/ba7bf097-535f-4b59-92e3-e71f6222584a-62403-333x150.jpg)
*have SCORE 16
![Seems+reasonable+to+me%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5ecb52e8-5802-4f29-a4ba-48d8afc3dd5a-59267-333x150.jpg)
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
![Satanicly+cheesy%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4c51d1c9-9a27-427e-9bc3-cc26b035824b-33560-333x150.jpg)
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
![Get+this+kid+an+%5Bf%5Dork%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/677a939e-fcbd-435a-ba4a-2676189f04dd-75611-333x150.png)
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
![George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/34f09346-1953-4bf3-bf3c-2f973a6c066b-95039-333x150.jpg)
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
![Your+UberEats+has+arrived%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2e95ca0a-570a-4aa6-969e-c07c781dd891-76080-333x150.png)
Your UberEats has arrived… SCORE 26
![The+mosquitoes+are+coming%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/1e378798-0365-4047-b15b-c06de51cb3f0-58649-333x150.jpg)
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 24
![sent+via+FAX](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/b6bd7f55-b5c0-4b86-bc37-3ff36ecc53bc-39632-333x150.jpg)
sent via FAX SCORE 16
![Coming+to+a+warehouse+near+you%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4fa9aaec-4ed9-4d0d-808b-e8c8ef46e1b3-95060-333x150.jpg)
Coming to a warehouse near you… SCORE 26
![I+wonder+how+many+calories+are+burned+washing+hands%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/c2692b67-7495-434f-b1cd-74d5d9914bfa-34031-333x150.jpg)
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
![On+my+way%2C+Padre%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/a562f694-7076-485e-837a-fda141d2cfa2-94504-333x150.gif)
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
![Am+I+being+dog+fished+right+meow..%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/e760d888-c9aa-425b-9602-370fa9840b61-68528-333x150.png)
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 19
![Thanks+Gandhi%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/b9f7ef0e-3059-4e5e-bf62-31bdd89c1d36-57716-333x150.png)
Thanks Gandhi! SCORE 21
![Memory+Foam+can+get+stuffed.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/428dc245-848b-4094-8281-01aafc2fc73e-75501-333x150.jpg)
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
![Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/c1803e36-3178-46f0-9fdc-e7eeece23249-35800-333x150.png)
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
![Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/a6691da2-4072-48be-bcbe-b130aeb04c22-85496-333x150.jpg)
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
![A+little+space+please%2C+hefe%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/60ddb0c0-7004-4bc1-a1c7-a5fb528993f0-83242-333x150.jpg)
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
![Steal+the+world%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/185270de-7595-4a64-9227-e6769c0aba4c-38321-333x150.jpg)
Steal the world! SCORE 21
![Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5977a865-bcd6-4d54-87c1-dad6d3318cb8-98703-333x150.jpg)
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
![This+is+not+the+cake+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/17949f15-5340-4b7b-a910-8404a5de0ba6-75984-333x150.jpg)
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
![The+Return+of+the+Cardboard](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/66e88825-e345-4ad0-afe1-b0c2b28db9b5-48173-333x150.jpg)
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
![Papa+don%26%238217%3Bt+preach%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+in+trouble+deep%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/02715ef7-f2d4-4421-80eb-ea4b4a952ee0-16151-333x150.gif)
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18