TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Every time. SCORE 123
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Accurate. SCORE 174
China vs Germany SCORE 294
BURN! SCORE 232
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Drama! SCORE 172
How the internet works. SCORE 181
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Puppy! SCORE 107
No. SCORE 88
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
40 years later. SCORE 121
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
