After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
The Perks of Taking a Jewelry Course SCORE 149
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
My (Indian) buddy’s wedding… New mother in law in background. SCORE 10
A bullet splitting a water droplet in half. SCORE 192
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
A humpback whale feeding on herring from above. SCORE 169
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
Every night. SCORE 18
Swoon. SCORE -5
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
<3 SCORE 179
Microwaves SCORE 17
You’d really like him. SCORE 150
Sand sculptures SCORE 199
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 6
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
My wife wanted to put our cat in a onesie. SCORE 137
Harsh! SCORE -5
Whoa…6 more… SCORE 288
Ba-zing! SCORE 168
Time. SCORE 171
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Alright then. SCORE 144
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano 28 years apart SCORE 18
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
What was this show? SCORE 229
