Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
If lays made beer SCORE 68
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 38
I’m going to have to start doing this at work SCORE 71
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Are you religious? SCORE 68
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Help us… SCORE 47
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
Too much of a good thing SCORE 88
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 68
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Waffle House SCORE 84
Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 72
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
me_irl SCORE 50
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
