Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
The future. SCORE 23
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
2pactopus SCORE 113
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Accurate. SCORE 146
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
