meme dreamteam SCORE 2
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
boasting brains SCORE 13
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
console culture SCORE 14
memory log found SCORE 16
streaming meaning SCORE 21
watchdog SCORE 19
baby food SCORE 14
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 18
overboard overloading SCORE 18
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
one of these is not like the others SCORE 18
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
computer muter SCORE 21
a shell of a point SCORE 35
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 39
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
taking cover SCORE 14
half-baked SCORE 16
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
hee hee SCORE 12
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
peeking perusal SCORE 11
i think they planned-et SCORE 42
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
