*Cuts tension with butter knife* SCORE 86
Let Thanksgiving happen. SCORE 64
Adulthood SCORE 55
Opens Up A Bag Of Chips SCORE 57
Clearly this guy likes to live on the edge. SCORE 31
I’m both kinds of tired… SCORE 106
How to properly pack. SCORE 67
Megamouth shark discovered off the coast of Japan. SCORE 51
My wife eating flamin’ hot Cheetos with chopsticks as to not get Cheeto fingers SCORE 103
I guess… SCORE 97
Off the record… go get ’em SCORE 100
Students helping a principal be cool SCORE 105
I Like Your T-shirt, It’s Fantastic SCORE 141
Nice try Mr. Ed. SCORE 61
Thought you guys should be reminded too SCORE 61
TROGDOOORRRR SCORE 71
Assert your dominance always. – Dory, probably SCORE 39
We dodged a bullet. SCORE 119
hmm yea SCORE 60
fetch delivered. SCORE 121
Service was oceanic. SCORE 99
Thanks bud. SCORE 87
Gotta speed up to stop the rise up SCORE 65
black eye comes soon. SCORE 74
Trying to pick up a rock when you don’t have hands SCORE 65
Started my transfer paperwork already. SCORE 62
When you see it… SCORE 95
My neighbor has life-size models of Mike and Sully in his upstairs guest room. SCORE 81
Don’t sweat it. SCORE 71
know your hogwarts house SCORE 54
Aaaannnd their gone. SCORE 96
Lest we forget SCORE 100