When your family leaves after the holidays SCORE 39
My patient’s wife made a sketch of me performing a bedside procedure. SCORE 95
MINE! SCORE 67
Live news. SCORE 44
simpler times.. SCORE 45
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. SCORE 43
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 51
How to get your license to teach revoked. SCORE 65
Nightmares. SCORE 48
WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 64
Dance till you drop. SCORE 61
And the last known survivor rents out films in the night SCORE 79
Dammit, humans. SCORE 56
I feel bad for all my old landlords. SCORE 47
Freakonomics SCORE 49
This car wash has a bubble machine that looks like molten lava when in use. SCORE 65
Malcom in the Middle. SCORE 93
Puppy jumps into bush to avoid stairs SCORE 63
Run for your life. SCORE 75
Single celled organism sugar cookies SCORE 69
It’s a meownster! SCORE 114
Portland was fun… SCORE 59
Why? SCORE 70
Moms. SCORE 60
People need to chill tf out. SCORE 72
a bop, a banger, and a jam SCORE 65
FOR THE MOTHERLAND! SCORE 48
Just emailed her medick SCORE 79
We call him ButtFace SCORE 61
Helmet help. SCORE 76
Voldemort Steve Harvey SCORE 61
a guide to glasses SCORE 41
