there were no survivors SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
so true SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
5 days a week SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
bad ass SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
too late SCORE 38
must pet the pet SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
important psa SCORE 44
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 27
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
oh wow SCORE 49
