
Every song. SCORE 101

How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272

How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184

I choose you! SCORE 274

Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252

Nostalgia. SCORE 213

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301

Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203

Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241

Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331

Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149

Ummm… SCORE 214

Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372

Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291

I’m Batman! SCORE 281

I’m a towel. SCORE 344

How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233

Silly Robin… SCORE 136

Modern parenting. SCORE 188

Times have changed. SCORE 300

Freeze. SCORE 207

Did someone say… period? SCORE 54

Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249

The brain is amazing… SCORE 284

I get it now. SCORE 233

Microwave: SCORE 183

Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263

Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108

Secure your files. SCORE 105

I love being around you. SCORE 218

I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202

Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218