They said it was a plan to take their guns away. SCORE 82
She may have won the battle, but I won the war. SCORE 71
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift. SCORE 201
Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning SCORE 112
Mah, stop it. :) SCORE 172
Goat life. SCORE 81
When my co-workers are talking about this year’s teambuilding trip SCORE 63
As someone in their late 20s who has started gaining a decent amount of weight… SCORE 74
I saw that going differently in my mind. SCORE 86
Cats like circles. SCORE 127
Friends in college starter pack SCORE 97
Snoop hacks. SCORE 139
A day in the life. SCORE 100
FEED ME SCORE 51
Violence will only be met with violence SCORE 93
Frida the rescue dog now has her own mural in Mexico City. SCORE 149
When you have crippling depression and smile for the first time in months SCORE 73
Touchscreen SCORE 77
We’re expecting… SCORE 94
That’s hella cute but nobody gonna talk about the man levitating in the background SCORE 198
Annnnnd we’re done here. SCORE 37
StRaNgE DoGgO BeInG AbDuCtEd bY PsYcHo KiDnApPeR sCrEaMiNg fOr HeLp SCORE 38
Don’t bite your tongue! SCORE 31
*block* SCORE 120
don’t worry SCORE 61
Too soon! Back, beast! SCORE 83
When you show someone something you’re really proud of and they say "cool" and change the topic SCORE 118
Slacker SCORE 88
Same. SCORE 160
…but have you seen my flipping skillz? SCORE 118
When I state my opinion at family gatherings SCORE 79
More amazing animal facts! SCORE 80
