Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Real American hero SCORE 41
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
15, max. SCORE 52
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
And cheese SCORE 26
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Fatality SCORE 40
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
