I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Stress perm SCORE 50
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
When I die SCORE 127
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Every time SCORE 134
Bring me home. SCORE 93
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Fun Prank SCORE 99
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Either SCORE 114
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Link problems SCORE 140
Potato SCORE 121
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Words SCORE 114
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
