Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen. SCORE 113
The Mexican mole lizard, so rare it is almost mythical SCORE 104
It’s my money, and I want it now! SCORE 109
The names of these kids menu items SCORE 176
She thought she was jumping into water. Regrets ensued. SCORE 126
Does this count? SCORE 134
I take it back SCORE 132
Jabba’s the only one not to get any SCORE 56
Look! SCORE 69
Shutters SCORE 87
Roger Fisher about nuclear war SCORE 167
The Korean Crow-Tit looks like a cotton ball ploof with a cute little face :) SCORE 126
"Hello sir, I would like one alcohol please" SCORE 125
I think I just lost my roommate a job by singing Stevie Wonder at the top of my lungs… SCORE 91
Another American letdown SCORE 163
Grammar Humor SCORE 133
What would Bin Laden think? SCORE 185
Oldie but a goodie SCORE 94
Jim is savage when he wants to be. SCORE 133
LIE DAMMIT! SCORE 83
Sunset featuring a dolphin SCORE 189
Multitasking…. SCORE 106
I regret everything. SCORE 109
Hugz plz SCORE 84
Nope, Chuck Testa SCORE 104
Shallow SCORE 87
Tea Light Engine SCORE 113
College life SCORE 119
It’s… It’s Beautiful SCORE 103
Why you should always watch Pingu with the subtitles turned on SCORE 119
Ballpoint pen closeup SCORE 108
Hairswap SCORE 85
