I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
2pactopus SCORE 113
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Accurate. SCORE 146
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The future. SCORE 23
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
