I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
Lottery SCORE 4
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Made of match sticks. SCORE 137
Forever and always SCORE 0
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
SMILE!!! SCORE 151
Karma. SCORE 236
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
This generation. SCORE 265
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Every time. SCORE 180
Boop! SCORE 136
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
Good idea. SCORE 4
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Well played Simon, well played. SCORE 198
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
