Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Accurate. SCORE 323
True fear. SCORE 255
Coincidence? SCORE 149
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
The Bob It! SCORE 134
Touché… SCORE 192
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204