Fear the clown… SCORE 40
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 24
turning off the basement light SCORE 34
No smoking for you… SCORE 27
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
The rare switcheroo SCORE 27
If anyone can pull it off, it’s him. SCORE 13
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 36
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 36
24hr time makes way more sense prove me wrong. SCORE 25
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 32
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Thanks mom… SCORE 27
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
…and I helped, too. SCORE 25
Safety first. SCORE 27
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
wuv u bb, have good day SCORE 34
taxes SCORE 30
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 32
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 37
Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 39
Reading problems. SCORE 31
Destroyed that argument… SCORE 34
Risky kisses… SCORE 30
cats are sinners SCORE 25
timing is most things. SCORE 32