please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
thanks, mom SCORE 30
why i love weekends SCORE 17
prove me wrong SCORE 20
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
living on the edge! SCORE 31
it started with a donut SCORE 19
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
whoops SCORE 13
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
the more you know SCORE 19
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
book, try reading one SCORE 28
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
moths love lamp SCORE -2
socialism burn! SCORE 51
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
the dream life SCORE 20
