how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
not a high success rate SCORE 25
have it their way SCORE 16
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
all natural SCORE 22
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
whatever it takes SCORE 16
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
enter my what now? SCORE 28
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 23
therapy burn SCORE 29
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
boom SCORE 12
one is never an option SCORE 11
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
dreams are fun SCORE 28
