dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
he made his choice SCORE 43
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
there were no survivors SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
bad ass SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
i am this dog SCORE 20
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
pebble and roll SCORE 65
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 49
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
5 days a week SCORE 45
