dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
my voice is the worst SCORE 35
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
growing toe beans SCORE 33
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
pupils dilate SCORE 45
beavers hate water SCORE 35
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
at least there are cats SCORE 20
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
we are the math problem SCORE 35
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
the dishes… again SCORE 27
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
roger roger SCORE 14
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
species and age, please SCORE 40
