The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Mama no. SCORE 52
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 119
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 46
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
