i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
puzzling SCORE 18
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
glucose guardian SCORE 12
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
one is never an option SCORE 11
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 27
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
therapy burn SCORE 29
fancy af SCORE 10
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
dreams are fun SCORE 28
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
til death do us part SCORE 23