Turns out my great aunt was Harry Potter. SCORE 110
How you know you’re in a good neighborhood SCORE 103
I’ve learned to not be surprised SCORE 70
MA PLEAZE SCORE 84
Her face immediately turned red with embarrassment. SCORE 122
Row, Row, Row Your Boat SCORE 111
Blessed is he that skippeth not the day of legs SCORE 80
The Stages Of Cat Panic SCORE 100
Gamer Mom: Then vs Now SCORE 120
Fake News SCORE 80
Dad Plays God In Order To Appease Son SCORE 103
The Ten Commandments (according To A Kid) SCORE 124
They did the math SCORE 87
I made Trump 2 ft tall. It makes him look cute next to the secret service. SCORE 76
Hooters SCORE 89
This Cat is cooler than me. I’ll just admit it. SCORE 188
I’ve only lost a couple balloons SCORE 74
Bill Nye in high school, 1970 SCORE 118
Always read the subtitles… SCORE 96
me irl SCORE 110
His face though… SCORE 179
Go to the Grand Canyon they said, enjoy the view they said. SCORE 116
Life imitates art. SCORE 129
Found the good pupper SCORE 193
I can’t control myself… SCORE 142
Bicycle wheel. SCORE 80
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOO SCORE 75
Cutting a thin apple slice SCORE 87
When you lie on the resume but still get the job SCORE 200
angel bully SCORE 121
Wood under an electron microscope SCORE 100
This would be a real turn on SCORE 149