Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Same thing… SCORE 21
The power of barking SCORE 18
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Howling lessons SCORE 9
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Trollololo! SCORE 152
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 146
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The Twortle SCORE 142
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
2pactopus SCORE 113
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Burn!!! SCORE 2
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
