Dr. Seuss was wise SCORE 92
What if grass licked your feet? SCORE 132
Every baby’s worst nightmare SCORE 91
If you wear Crocs SCORE 73
A reminder SCORE 147
Tastes of summer SCORE 60
Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels SCORE 124
American Sign Language Describes It Best SCORE 84
One of the many skills you learn growing up. SCORE 76
Five minutes SCORE 71
Coffee is magical SCORE 92
It’s Really Not That Hard… SCORE 69
False Praise SCORE 123
Minimum wage is too low, and here is a kitten. SCORE 100
A candidate you can believe in. SCORE 158
Robot problems SCORE 69
There used to be an Orange Julius on the corner but this store killed it. SCORE 112
I can bearly see him. SCORE 34
A Guinea Pig with a Hat SCORE 92
What a time to be alive SCORE 132
Robbing Nightclubs SCORE 81
Not A Hobby SCORE 78
Washington is pissed SCORE 127
The Life of a College Student SCORE 99
Having an older sibling SCORE 112
On toothpaste chunks SCORE 80
Someone built this wall around Trump’s Hollywood star SCORE 110
Basically My Life Summed Up SCORE 74
Snails being racist SCORE 53
Priorities in the age of social media SCORE 83
On spooning SCORE 99
The power of Pokemon Go SCORE 108
