How I wish my pizza was delivered. SCORE 133
Someone out there cares. SCORE 108
OM NOM NOM SCORE 3
How Breaking Bad ends… SCORE 235
She’s Real To ME… SCORE 6
How not to wash your clothes. SCORE 179
So much cocaine SCORE 5
Too cute to eat. SCORE 161
Soon! SCORE 121
And then sell the toast on Ebay to some unsuspecting idiot for $3000 SCORE 6
Raise your hands SCORE 222
Mothers. SCORE 287
always answer the first time SCORE 12
How to troll someone’s computer. SCORE 225
Boring college class bingo. SCORE 163
Brie, strawberry and dark chocolate grilled cheese. SCORE 133
Adele 1, Taylor Swift 0 SCORE 216
Strawberry shortcake SCORE 8
Grumpy cat Valentine cookie gift box set SCORE 107
I’m a boat. SCORE 240
I can’t get out of bed. SCORE 305
Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students. SCORE 32
Dancing lessons for kitty. SCORE 151
Whenever I see people using hashtags on Facebook. SCORE 227
Have a pizza my heart. SCORE 65
Rise. SCORE 7
Heart gelatin mold. SCORE 5
Why Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are still together SCORE 1
Please do me a favor. SCORE 310
Presidential hair. SCORE 114
Wookie Monster SCORE 7
The Real Story… SCORE 10