
My response to Twihards. SCORE 329

Server’s RW she finds out that she just got tipped $200 SCORE 275

Elijah Radcliff or Daniel Wood? SCORE 35

Meanwhile, in Texas. SCORE 16

I didn’t see you at camouflage practice today SCORE 23

Famous failures. SCORE 187

Hiiiyaa *boop* SCORE 15

What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 138

Reasons why you’re awesome. SCORE 126

Witchcraft starter kit. SCORE 171

What the fox? SCORE 11

cocaine. SCORE 0

When I get too rotund I roll everywhere… SCORE 9

My recipe is on the Starbucks Secret Menu!! SCORE 5

Cat-holic meeting. SCORE 22

Aircat to base, requesting permission to land… SCORE 13

Well, I’m not sure what I was expecting… SCORE 224

Swagspeare. SCORE 134

Disney, Meet Grumpy Cat SCORE 7

Subway in Stockholm, Sweden SCORE 13

Trollololo SCORE 248

My reaction to spicy food, too. SCORE 16

0mg SCORE 13

Are you at a Hipster Wedding? SCORE 10

Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll SCORE 25

Imposter! SCORE 9

Are you a carbon sample? SCORE 170

Faith in Humanity restored. SCORE 393

The phonebook. SCORE 156

Six Degrees SCORE 15

Nature Valley granola bars. SCORE 243

I have done nothing at all SCORE 17