Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Hello fren. SCORE 28
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
