a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
til death do us part SCORE 23
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
puzzling SCORE 18
boom SCORE 12
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
fancy af SCORE 10
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
one is never an option SCORE 11
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
therapy burn SCORE 29
enter my what now? SCORE 27
not a high success rate SCORE 25
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
glucose guardian SCORE 12
